Phrases that come out of my mouth
I seem to be especially mouthy in my dreams. I'll say things that I would normally not actually say out loud.
YES, there are things I won't say.
So, this either happened or it was part of my dream last night:
Friend: Yeah, he said that there was too much profanity and I told him he was out of line.
Me: Really? I would have said, "Motherfucker, you'd better motherfucking figure out what you're motherfucking doing before I take a motherfucking stick to your motherfucking ass.
Friend: ...
Me: Well, if you're going to be accused of profanity, you may as well go all out.
I'm fairly certain this is just a dream but I have the feeling it would be something I would actually say.
Comments
I KNOW! I'm such a lady.
:)
LOL...yes, I can picture you saying that!
After all.....if you can't be good at least be good at it! :p
too funny!