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Oh I hear ya sistah! I have seen similiar and experienced similiar.

The problem with a lot of people is that they put up with this kind of crap because they fear losing their job or worse, they fear making things worse. What these people need to understand is that if they band together, they can create change. If these 4 banded together and backed each other up to do somethng about this, it can't be swept under the rug or be chalked up to "personality". But most people won't band together and back each other up. It's something that has always put a bunch in my panties.

[this is true] I hate Corporate Template Programming. It is like asking everyone what flavor shake they want and then getting everyone vanilla.

WTF?

Dumb fuck IT people, the bane of my existence...

Plus it's ridiculous and incorrect! I mean, I KNOW they can customize things for us; I've gotten them to do it before! But to just sit there and blatantly LIE about it? THAT pisses me off!
I'm going through hell right now about a new database they installed. They won't allow me proxy access to my own database, they insist I use this interface that locks up and doesn't work most of the time as opposed to my being able to utilize Crystal Reports, Excel, MSAccess or something else to make utilities/reports that actually work.

First excuse was Sarbanes/Oxley. I just laughed. I asked them, under the terms of the Act, just what was financial or sensitive in nature that required it to be under the Act? They stuttered and I laughed some more. Second excuse was that they didn't want me to crash the server with a malformed query. I laughed some more. I have already been using the current database for over five years and cannot recall a time when someone from Corporate had to get on a jet, fly down and fix a server that I mangled up.

Instead, I told the big bosses about that excuse and that if they did indeed put together a database system that was so flawed as to worry about one bad query shutting the whole thing down, if it was that unstable, they ought to pull the plug on the whole project and fire every last one of them. Bad part is, I think they are doing just that... LOL. Fuckers.
We were hoping to get something like Crystal Reports (better reporting ability and whatnot) but they're waiting for the rest of the university to get it (... I guess it's cheaper?) so they're all f'd up, dealing with this system. Good luck to them; they're going to need it.

Yeah, make sure you get the Professional Version if doing any sort of Oracel or SQL database on a network. I talked to the other departments here and told them what to get, they went out and bought the regular version and guess what? Didn't work. Dummies...

Guess who told them to go cheaper and get the regular version? IT Department. Dumbass Dummies. They don't even have a clue as to what is on their own networks. <smack>

Since I've moved departments, I really like the IT department here. It doesn't hurt that one of them is a really cute guy and the other is a girl that I'm fairly friendly with (she's pretty cool). But also, if I have a problem, I'll let them know and they get back to me without making me sound like an idiot.

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