Huh, interesting.

Your result for The Twelve Days of Christmas Personality Quiz ...

The First Day of Christmas

A Partridge in a Pear Tree 41%

You are a loving person and you show it through your actions.

In Christian symbolism, the pear represents the incarnated Christ, his love for humankind and good works in general. The partridge often represents the Church.

Your Rainbow

Interesting. Oddly enough, I was told by someone that people are scared of me sometimes. I find that completely strange because I'm a giant goof, spilling things over myself. But some people are stupid, sucky babies so that might explain it.

:)

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Pepperoni Pizza

Robust and dominant. When you go for something, you go full force. You tend to take control of situations easily. And in return, you get everyone's respect.

::dances like a fool:: 

What's YOUR pizza personality? 

Okay, I HAD to gank this from handtalker.

Norman Bates

Norman Bates

While you might seem mild-mannered on the outside, you are more than capable of lashing out when you feel like you have to. Is it because you’ve been hurt before? Anything but harmless, you’re probably the type who ends up getting what they want in the long run. And while you don’t usually mean to hurt people, mistakes happen from time to time, right? Good thing you’re so good at cleaning up after yourself, since blood can leave some nasty stains.

So try to look on the bright side, at least you’ll go down in history. Maybe not as the most famous motel owner of all time, though.

Dudes, Norman Bates? I'm trying to decide between AWESOME and, well, FREAKY!

I could survive for 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

... I would have thought I'd survive just a little bit longer. I think it's my lack of martial arts training and wrestling.

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With my real first name:

What Your Name Says About You

Your name says that you are mostly: Ambitious but stubborn Your name also says you are: Unconventional but unstable

With my real first and last name:

What Your Name Says About You

Your name says that you are mostly: Ambitious but stubborn Your name also says you are: Unconventional but unstable Thoughtful but slow Artistic but extreme

as lostdwarf:

What Your Name Says About You

Your name says that you are mostly: Thoughtful but slow Your name also says you are: Moral but jealous Charismatic but impulsive Dynamic but aggressive

What does it say when lostdwarf's definition describes me better than my actual name?

What Does Your Name Say About YOU?

This is probably old but I just saw it so it's new to me! This is a 1939 Marital Rating test (yes, the year). For every merit, add 1 point; for a demerit, take off 1 point (or whatever point increment they've added in brackets):

Seriously Vox, you can't make it easy to create boxes or column thingys?

Merits:

1. A good hostess -- even to unexpected guests.

I don't have guests in my house. That would mean I'd have to clean or make room for them to sit down.

2. Has meals on time.

Bah, I eat when I want. I'm single! Isn't that the fun thing about being single?!

3. Can carry on an interesting conversation.

If I'm allowed to say "boobies, penis, douche and motherfucker" we'll have a great conversation. If I'm not, I'll probably be fairly quiet.

4. Can play a musical instrumennt, ie piano, violin, etc.

Nope. I used to play the piano but it's been decades. I've probably been not playing for longer than I was playing.

5. Dresses for breakfast

Sure. If I'm leaving my apartment. If I'm at home, why would I put anything on? I mean, even if I had kids, if I'm wearing my pjs, does that affect how they digest?

6. Neat housekeeper -- tidy and clean

HA! God, no. I'm kind of trying to be a better housekeeper but I mostly just don't care.

7. Personally puts children to bed.

Don't have kids but I think if I'm home, I'd put them to bed. It depends on what that means. (+1)

8. Never goes to bed angry, always makes up first (+5).

So... that would mean no sleeping for me! And since it's been a while since I've had a relationship in which I cared if the other party was mad at me, it's hard to say if I'd make up first. I can definitely say I wouldn't make up first all the time. That's just inhumanely kind and compassionate, so very not me.

9. Asks husband's opinions regarding important decisions and purchases.

Well, if they're important decisions, he'd better be asking me for my opinion too! Why would you make important decisions on your own? If they're important, they affect the other party! (+1)

10. Good sense of humor -- jolly and gay.

I tell penis jokes. It's a personal opinion if that's jolly and gay. I'll give myself +1

11. Religious -- sends children to church or Sunday School and goes herself (+10)

Wait, why doesn't it talk about whether or not HE goes to church? What? He's exempt because he has a penis? WHATEVER. I don't go to church right now and I'm not sure I would send my children to church but if I go, everyone goes.

12. Let's husband sleep late on Sunday and holidays.

As opposed to? Wait, does this one mean that I'd be up doing things and just not wake him up to, say, GO TO CHURCH WITH ME or mow the lawn or watch the kids while I run some laundry and clean up the home he ALSO LIVES IN?

I have a whole 3 merits.

Demerits:

1. Slow in coming to bed -- delays until husband is almost asleep.

Why is he going to bed before me? Why isn't he doing a last check of the locks to make sure burglars can't get in our home? What kind of husband IS HE?! ::cough:: -1

2. Doesn't like children (-5)

I like children. I just don't being alone with them. I mean, since I don't have any, it's not like I have any control over other people's children.

3. Fails to sew on buttons or darn socks regularly.

Someone needs to teach me how to darn socks, even though it sounds hideously boring. I'll sew on a button (sometimes) but I'm not too bothered about it. -1

4. Wears soiled or ragged dresses and aprons around the house.

Guilty. -1

5. Wears red nail polish.

Typically only on my toes. -1

6. Often late for appointments (-5)

Nope, that drives me nuts! I do my best to be on time, even though I sometimes drag my ass. -5

7. Seams in hose often crooked

I think I know what this means but since I don't wear panty hose (I'll put makeup on my legs first), it's a moot point. -1

8. Goes to bed with curlers on her hair or much face cream.

No and no. Why did they wear face cream to bed, other than to keep their husbands from forcing them to have really bad sex?

9. Puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them.

... this is wrong? Huh. Too bad for him then! -1

10. Is a back seat driver.

I try not to be (it can be very annoying) but sometimes I slip. I think it's because I'm a recovering control freak. -1

11. Flirts with other men at parties or in restaurants (-5)

Define flirting. If you mean smile and be nice to other men at parties, then maybe you should leave the dark ages. Women are allowed to smile at and laugh with someone besides their significant other, asshole. If you mean flashing men some boob and letting them grope her, then no.

And yes, I believe that's inappropriate unless agreed upon between the couple. -5, depending

12. Is suspicious and jealous (-5)

I do my best not to be. It comes down to whether you trust your significant other or not. If you don't, why are you with him/her? If you do, then what's to be jealous of? Some tart flashing a boob at him? Really? Any man I'm with would laugh with me about it afterwards.

I'm sitting at 12 or 17 demerits, depending on the definition of flirting.

My total score: -9 or -14.

Wow, I should... never get married... in 1939.

23

Dudes, I'm awesome! Seriously, no martial arts experience, over-weight and in my 30s and I can STILL take on 23? I think it's because I'm willing to throw 5 years olds.

How many could YOU take? Click here to find out!

Ganked from Emily! Rock on with your bad self, Emily!

What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means

Your eating style is gluttonous. If you like something, you're going back for seconds... no matter how full you are! You have an average sweet tooth. While you enjoy desserts, they aren't exactly your downfall. Your taste in food tends to be pretty flexible. You may crave sushi one night, and your favorite childhood recipe the next. Admit it, you're a little trashy and low class at times. You're definitely more comfortable at a tattoo parlor than the theater. You are a tough person who isn't afraid to live life fully. There isn't a lot that scares you. Precise and controlled, you can be a bit anal retentive when it comes to how you like things. You're definitely a perfectionist.

Hey! It's not nice to be so accurate!

You know, I've never actually been IN a tattoo parlour (I have a needle/pain thing) but I've been to the theatre. ... and I might actually agree with their evaluation. Man, look what cutting your sandwiches on the diagonal gets you!

What does YOUR peanut butter and jelly sandwich mean?

You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

Neat.

What time of day are YOU?